Gibraltar Draws Up List of Invasions It Would Accept
FILED FROM BEHIND THE SAME WINDBREAK
THE PUBLIC PURSE
Government Confirms It Knows Where the Money Went, Declines to Ruin Surprise
£114 million completes walking tour of Gibraltar without being lent by anybody.
FILED FROM COMPANIES HOUSE, WHERE THEY ANSWER THINGS
The Day's Cartoon
Government to Pay Gibraltarians to Go to the Beach
FILED FROM BEHIND A WINDBREAK
Man Cleared of All Wrongdoing Demands Right to Appeal
FILED FROM THE SUPREME COURT WAITING ROOM
Government Releases Masterplan That Everybody Recognises, Ages 3+
FILED FROM THE LOOP
Government Confirms It Knows Where the Money Went, Declines to Ruin Surprise
FILED FROM COMPANIES HOUSE, WHERE THEY ANSWER THINGS
Public Asked to Volunteer for Nature Work; Paid Version Last Advertised in 1990
FILED FROM A TEXT BOX
Government Simplifies Customs Procedures to "Venga, Vamo, Next"
FILED FROM THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE, FINALLY
- Frontier /ˈfrʌn.tɪə/, fluid
- — A line understood by everyone and agreed by no one. Its exact position is a matter of philosophy, weather, and whichever queue is shortest.
- Inquiry /ɪnˈkwaɪə.ri/, in due course
- — A formal method of postponing conclusions until everyone involved has retired. See budget overruns, £9m.
- Kingsway /ˈkɪŋz.weɪ/, eventually
- — Unit of time. Approximately fourteen years, give or take a Kingsway.